10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Poker is for loners.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."