10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."