10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Welcome to kicker school
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."