10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Fold and live to fold again