10 Random Poker Quotes

You have to piss with the dick you have
If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
"I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"