10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed