10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.