10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003