10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph