10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Fook the floosh droo!