10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.