10 Random Poker Quotes

• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."