10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack