10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)