10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim