10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Poker is for loners.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs