10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio