10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- It's Free To Fold...
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom