10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "No river, no fish."
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)