10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)