10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• It's Free To Fold...
• "No river, no fish."
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.