10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!