10 Random Poker Quotes

Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
People who play poker often wear raw hide.
"Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.