10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare