10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Fook the floosh droo!