10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.