10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"