10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Poker is for loners.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.