10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."