10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is for loners.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway