10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier