10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?