10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon