10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph