10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.