10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.