10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.