10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "No river, no fish."
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• The all-in play works everytime but once.