10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.