10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright