10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.