10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.