10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "No river, no fish."
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• It's Free To Fold...