10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Poker is for loners.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)