10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs