10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP