10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it