10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "No river, no fish."
• It's Free To Fold...