10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.