10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer